no internet...feeling homicidal

The entirety of my hatred is aimed at T.com. I've not wanted to physically hurt anybody for quite some time, but after paying stupid amounts for an internet connection that Doesn't Work for a full fortnight I'm ready to maim whichever poor repairman finally turns up.

Insert your own expletives. I'll sit here whimpering, and wishing I was back with good ol' NTL.