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So, the LJ advisory board elections. Has anybody come across a decent, neutral(ish) comparison of the candidates? I really don't want to plough through 20-odd manifestos myself...

BTW: I realise several of you are voting for deathboy, but (a) I only know him by reputation, and (b) (more importantly) I don't like popularity-contest voting.

Today's other discovery: putting your cash for the next fortnight into a book for safe-keeping is a really bad idea if you then decide to tidy up your bookshelf.