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10 things I've done that you may not have
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1. Been interviewed on a South African radio station
2. Kept pigs
3. Got a free vacation in the USA by playing Dungeons and Dragons
4. Had an essay published in a book with Kurt Vonnegut and Naomi Klein
5. Taught English in a building opposite Red Square
6. Been analysed in a writing course at an American university
7. Worked for a Count, shared an office with a Lady, and been to a party in a room previously occupied by Byron, Andrew Huxley and James Clark Maxwell (not at the same time)
8. Translated the newswire for the (now privatised) former Soviet ministry of propaganda
9. Caused a security alert at a US military base, and been praised for it by a dozen MPs
10. Carried an artist's portfolio for a month, as part of a tenancy agreement
whotheheckami1. Been interviewed on a South African radio station
2. Kept pigs
3. Got a free vacation in the USA by playing Dungeons and Dragons
4. Had an essay published in a book with Kurt Vonnegut and Naomi Klein
5. Taught English in a building opposite Red Square
6. Been analysed in a writing course at an American university
7. Worked for a Count, shared an office with a Lady, and been to a party in a room previously occupied by Byron, Andrew Huxley and James Clark Maxwell (not at the same time)
8. Translated the newswire for the (now privatised) former Soviet ministry of propaganda
9. Caused a security alert at a US military base, and been praised for it by a dozen MPs
10. Carried an artist's portfolio for a month, as part of a tenancy agreement
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Breeds wouldn't work, since ours were a mish-mash of what turned up in the market, or what farmers wanted to get rid of.
Perhaps I should have followed Rich's example, and kept llamas instead. But I doubt llama-bacon would taste quite the same.
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Can you explain number 10 - it intrigues me
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the portfolio: building was owned by a paranoid artist. It was officially an art studio, and he wanted us to pretend to be art students so that the neighbours and the government wouldn't realise there were people living there. So there was a stack of portfolios, and we all had to carry one every time we left the building.
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